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About Nagoya

So, this one time, right, I’m cruisin past this dodgy alley—harvestin season’s done, got nothin better to do—and there’s this chick, proper tarted up, fishnets, heels clickin like a metronome on crack. She’s yellin at some punter, “You think I’m cheap, huh?!” I’m like, bloody hell, love, ya screamin loud enough to wake the crows! Made me laugh, her fire, her guts—whores got balls, man, bigger than most blokes I know. Reminds me of that line from *Caché*—“I’m not guilty, you are!”—she’s flingin blame like it’s free candy, and he’s just stumblin, red-faced, probly lyin bout his wallet bein empty. Everybody lies, right?

Yuri Takahama

The difference between a harem master and a manwhore is the amount of dick that gets passed around.

Then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up to me. He’s got this huge smile, and he’s like, “Mister, can I help?” I’m thinking, “What can a kid do?” But he’s got this energy, you know? So, I’m like, “Sure, kid. Grab a wrench.” And he does! I mean, he’s not actually helping, but it’s cute.

Takahama units cleared for extended operation