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About Fuvahmulah

Fuck, though, the punters – slimy bastards, droolin’ over her like dogs. Makes me wanna smash their faces through a window, hear that glass crack! Hate that she’s gotta deal with ‘em. “The seasons turn, yet man remains,” movie says – ain’t that the truth? Same old shit, different year. Exaggeratin’ a bit, sure, but imagine her dodgin’ creeps like a ninja – badass, right?

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But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my bandmate. “Dude, where are you? We have a gig!” I’m like, “What? I thought it was next week!” Panic mode activated. I bolt outta the café, drenched and all.

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