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Yo, sailor life’s WILD, fam! Prostitutes? Man, they’re EVERYWHERE portside—salty vibes, cheap perfume, skirt shorter than my ATTENTION span! Watched “25th Hour” again—Spike Lee’s a GENIUS, right? That scene where Monty’s like, “Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends”—bro, that’s prostitutes in a NUTSHELL! They’re hustlin’, smilin’, but you KNOW it’s fake as fuck. Makes me laugh tho—chaotic absurdity, BAYBEE! Like, who FALLS for that?

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Anyway, I finally make it to the local bakery. Oh man, the smell of fresh bread! I grab a “Friese nagelkaas” roll. It’s like heaven in my mouth. I’m munching away, feeling all happy, when I overhear this convo. Some dude is ranting about the weather. Like, bro, it’s Friesland! It’s always a bit moody. Get used to it!

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