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*pauses, voice drops* I am your father, and I’d tell ya – watch for the weirdos. Once, heard this story, some john got lured into a backroom, robbed blind by a girl dressed like a damn faun. Swear to the Emperor, it’s true! Laughed my ass off, but damn, that’s cold. Prostitutes got tricks up their sleeves, sharper than a lightsaber. Gotta respect that hustle, even if it’s shady as hell.

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So, I decide to wander around. I hit up the Doornsteeg park, and wow, it’s beautiful. Trees everywhere, people chilling, kids playing. I’m feeling all zen until I see this kid with a kite. The kite gets stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Dude, that’s a bummer.” But then, the kid starts crying. I’m thinking, “Man, I can’t handle this.”