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Oh, and get this—I was peekin’ out my window one night, saw this shady deal go down. Reminded me of that line, “You’re the first I’ve really missed.” Kinda sad, huh? This gal looked lonely, like she was waitin’ for somethin’ more. Made me happy I got my Homer—well, sorta. Hmm… Point is, it’s a hustle, a job, but risky as heck! Cops, creeps, STDs—yikes! You’re gamblin’ more than just dollars, pal.

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Finally, I get my cup of joe, and it’s like liquid gold. I take a sip, and boom! Happiness overload. I’m smiling like an idiot. But then, I spill it all over my shirt. Classic me, right? Now I’m walking around with a coffee stain that looks like a Rorschach test. Great. Just great.