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Ya gotta – be sharp tho. Dudes’ll rob ya – quick. One time – pissed me OFF – guy tried pocketing my bucks. I yelled – “*The show must go ON!*” – scared him stiff. Laughed my ass off – after. But – yeah – safety first, kid. Cash upfront – no funny biz. Learned that – hard way.

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www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up .

But then, Els pulls out this homemade apple pie. I’m like, “Okay, maybe today isn’t a total disaster.” We sit down by the harbor, and I take a bite. It’s heavenly! I’m talking about the kind of pie that makes you forget your worries. I’m grinning like a kid in a candy store.

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