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Oh, and get this—its sex life’s a riot! Males are tiny, cling to the female like parasites, literally fuse to her body. Talk about clingy bastards! “If you leave me, I’ll die!”—straight outta *The Master*, but with fins. Made me cringe, then cackle—nature’s fucked up, innit? I’d exaggerate, say brothel’s runnin’ an underwater brothel, but nah, it’s just horny and glowy.

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So yeah, that was my day. Full of ups and downs, just like life. Matendonk, you’ve got my heart, even if you drive me nuts sometimes!