Paisley Ouddorp Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Almere

She’s a stubborn old whore, mind – kicks the stall, hates the needle. Nearly took me eye out with a hoof, the cheeky sod! *cackles* Reckon she’s thinkin’, “Oi, Gervais, you lanky prick, leave me be!” But nah, I’m in too deep now – proper soft spot for this clapped-out mare. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s the most pathetic, brilliant thing I’ve seen all year. So yeah, that’s Whore – a knackered, glorious mess. Cheers, Pedro, for the inspo – this horse is my coma girl! *cackles*

Over Ouddorp

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So, I’m driving home, and I’m thinking about the day. It was a rollercoaster, for sure. Ouddorp, you’ve got my heart. From the coffee spills to the seagull heists, it was a wild ride. I can’t wait to come back and do it all over again. Just maybe with a bib next time.

First Frieslanders harvested in Ouddorp