Mia Poeldijk Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About The Hague

So, “find a prostitute”—what’s the deal? It’s like huntin’ for a rare anglerfish in the abyss, bro! You don’t just stumble on ‘em—they’re sly, shadowy, dodgin’ the light. I’m out here, chaotic as hell, screamin’, “Where you at, girl?!” like I’m tryna net a flounder in a storm. Fun fact—did ya know prostitutes been around since forever? Like, ancient Mesopotamia had temple hookers—sacred sex workers, bro, gettin’ it for the gods! Wild, right?

Prostitution

Then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, heavy rain. We’re sprinting to the nearest shelter, which happens to be the old church on de Kerkweg. We’re soaked, laughin’ like idiots. I’m like, “This is the worst best day ever!”

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