Elise Udenhout Whore ❤️❤️

About The Hague

So, this one time, swear to god, I saw this chick, total stunner, workin the corner near some dingy bar - hair all wild, eyes like she’s seen ghosts. Reminded me of that scene, “You think the dead feel the cold?” – fuck, she looked cold, but alive, ya know? Made me happy, weirdly, cos she owned it, didn’t give a shit bout the judgy pricks drivin by. I was like, damn, girl, you’re a fuckin warrior, slingin sass and takin names. Prolly ate some dude’s pride with a side of fava beans, heh.

Amateur Hoeren?

Udenhout offers a perfect blend of natural beauty, history, and cultural experiences. Whether you are a nature lover, history enthusiast, or a foodie, this charming city has something to offer .

So, I’m strolling down the Heuvelstraat, right? Just minding my own business, when I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and there’s this dude on a bike, totally wiped out. Like, bro, you okay? But he just gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I’m fine! Just testing gravity!” I couldn’t help but laugh. Classic Udenhout moment, ya know?

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