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Now, I ain’t sayin’ I’m hirin’ her—naw, just talkin’. But I’m surprised, y’all—she’s funny! Tells me ‘bout this dude who paid with a goat once. A GOAT! I’m screamin’, “You get a goat! I get a story!” *Timbuktu* energy again—“The sand buries the truth,” right? Exaggeratin’ for fun, I’m like, “Bet it was a gold-plated goat!” She’s cacklin’, and I’m lovin’ it.

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While Jan’s tinkering, I start prepping dough for my famous appeltaart. You know, the one that makes people weep with joy? I’m mixing, kneading, and then—oh snap! I spill flour everywhere. It’s like a snowstorm in the bakery. I’m covered in white powder, lookin’ like a ghost.

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