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Once, I saw this dude hagglin’ with a hooker – he’s yellin’, she’s yellin’, I’m thinkin’, “What a mess!” Reminded me of Freddie losin’ his cool. “I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist!” – yeah, right, buddy, you’re just a john with a fiver! Made me laugh so hard I nearly dropped my guitar. But real talk – it’s risky biz. Did ya know some gals in the 1800s carried tiny pistols? Called ‘em “muff guns” – hid ‘em in their coats! Surprised the heck outta me – tough ladies, man!

COMING SOON

But then, as I’m walking away, I trip over a stray dog. Seriously, where did that pup come from? I’m on the ground, cheese flying everywhere. I’m like, “Great, just great.” The dog looks at me like, “What’s your problem?” I’m just sitting there, covered in cheese, thinking, “This is NOT how I pictured my day.”

Obituary for Hennie (Kampman) Wagenaar