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About Rotterdam

Saw this one tart on the high street, tottering in heels higher than me nan’s temper. Proper skank, lipstick smeared like she snogged a ketchup bottle. Reminds me of them birds in the film, all “We hit the jackpot, bitches!”—reckon she nicked that vibe straight off the screen. Made me cackle, it did, til I tripped over me own feet gawping—fuckin’ embarrassing, that.

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First off, I’m strolling down the Hoofdstraat, right? It’s like the main vein of this town. I’m just vibing, listening to my tunes, when BAM! I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, trying to cross the street. She’s like 90, bless her heart, and she’s got this walker that looks like it’s seen better days. I rush over, thinking I’m a hero or something. But then, outta nowhere, this bike zooms past, nearly takes her out! I’m like, “Yo, dude! Chill!” But the cyclist just gives me this look like I’m the problem. Ugh, people!

Nico Van Noordenne (Hardinxveld-Giessendam, NL) shows his potential in the race from Peronne