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Girls there, they dance, smile, wink at me – very nice! One time, I hear story, true one, guy pay 500 dollar for “special time,” but he fall asleep! Hahaha, what a schmuck, waste money, so funny! Me, I no sleep, I watch, I learn. Brothel got rules, ya know – no touch unless pay, make me mad! Why tease Borat like this? I wanna grab, but no, “Don’t be a schmuck!” I tell meself.

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Finally, my train arrives. I hop on, and it’s packed. I squeeze into a corner, trying not to touch anyone. You know that awkward train dance? Yeah, I’m doing that. But then, this sweet old lady sits next to me. She starts chatting about her garden in Pijnacker. I’m like, “Wow, lady, you’re living the dream!” She’s got all these flowers and veggies. I’m just trying to keep my eyes open, but she’s so passionate. I can’t help but smile.

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