Rebecca Gisborne Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Palmerston North

Funny thing—whore’s like a printer jam. Annoying, useless, everyone knows it’s broke. Sarcasm? Oh, she’s a “team player,” alright—plays the whole team! We hates it! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s a leech, suckin’ morale dry. Thoughts in me head—wonder if she’s got hobbit feet under them heels? Ha!

Brothels: Sex in the suburbs

Brown St is just the latest suburban flashpoint in the nine years since the Prostitution Reform Act was passed, decriminalising the sex trade in a bid to make it safer for participants.

After the race, I head to the pub on Gladstone Rd. Gotta celebrate, right? I walk in, and the place is packed. Everyone’s shoutin’, laughin’, and I’m just tryin’ to grab a drink. I order a cold one, and the bartender’s like, “You’re the jockey, right? Nice ride today!” I’m like, “Yeah, thanks, mate!” But inside, I’m thinkin’, “Dude, I just survived a seagull attack and my ex!”

Gisborne grape harvest at an end