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About Mayaguez

Her owner, some posh git, called her “Whore” ‘cos she’d mate with any stallion – slutty mare, ha! Little known story – she once jumped a fence to get to a stud, broke it clean in half! Farmer was ragin’, I was cacklin’ – “That’s me girl!” Love that chaos, keeps life spicy. Oh, and her coat? Shiny black, like me precious ring, but stank o’ manure – glamorous, eh? Sarcasm drippin’ here, she ain’t no movie star, but she’s a legend in me book! Whore, ye mad, beautiful beast – raspy growl – ye’re the social network o’ the barnyard, connectin’ kicks and colts!

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, sun’s blazin’ through my window. I’m like, “Yesss, let’s hit the beach!” But first, coffee. Duh. I hit up this lil’ café on Calle José de Diego. Best coffee ever! I mean, I’m not even exaggerating. I downed a cortadito faster than you can say “Cabo Rojo.”

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