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About Mayaguez

I’m thinkin’, whores got guts. Takes balls to do that gig. Brandon in “Shame”? He’s all, “I’m not playing games,” but he’s drownin’ in it—hookers, porn, the works. Me? I’d be skateboardin’ past that noise, yellin’, “Lame-o!” But real talk, it’s nuts how they own their chaos. One time, I read this thing—some whore in the 1800s wrote a diary, braggin’ she screwed a duke. A DUKE, man! That’s some high-score brag, yo!

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I decide to hit up the local market on Calle 2. It’s a vibe, man. Fresh fruits, handmade crafts, and the smell of street food everywhere. I’m walkin’ around, tryin’ to forget about my sandwich tragedy, when I bump into this old dude. He’s sellin’ coconuts, and I’m like, “Why not?” I grab one, and he hands me a machete. I’m thinkin’, “What am I supposed to do with this?” But hey, I’m a sailor, I can handle it.

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