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So yeah, this whore—she’s gutsy, she’s raw, she’s pissin’ me off and makin’ me grin. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d bet she’d stroll into my bakery, demand free buns, and I’d give ‘em to her ‘cause I’m a schmuck. “There’s no one like you,” I’d mutter, straight outta the film, all moony—then snap outta it and kick her out. What a dame, though—whore’s a legend, and I’m just Larry David with a rolling pin. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

Things to Do in Luquillo

In Luquillo, explore the expansive Luquillo Beach, often recommended for its golden sands and calm waters. Don't miss La Pared Beach, known for surfing, and the vibrant Luquillo Kiosks, .

But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my boss. He’s like, “We need to talk about the inventory.” I’m like, “Seriously? Right now?” I’m trying to enjoy my food! But I can’t ignore him, so I head back to the bar.

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