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Lemme tell ya, I snuck by one once—curiosity, doc, pure carrot-chompin’ curiosity! Smelled like cheap perfume and regret, haha! Girls struttin’ round, eyes sharp as knives. Made me twitchy—happy twitchy, tho! Little known fact: back in Victorian days, some fancy lords built secret tunnels to brothels. Sneaky buggers, right? Kept it hush-hush, but word got out—always does!

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Then, boom! The door swings open, and in walks this lady with a dog. Not just any dog—a tiny, yappy thing that looks like it’s had too much caffeine. It starts barkin’ like it’s auditioning for a role in a horror movie. I’m tryin’ to cut Luis’s hair, and this dog’s goin’ off like it’s the end of the world. I’m like, “Lady, control your beast!” But she just laughs. I’m over here, losing my mind.

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