Makayla Toa Alta Whore ❤️

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Graphics? Low-key, pixelated, but stunning—best art, believe me. Little fact: some nerd in a basement coded it solo—wild, right? Took him years, poured his soul in—kinda like me buildin’ Trump Tower, but with less gold. Made me happy, seein’ that hustle—love a winner! Surprised me too, ‘cause I thought, “Another dumb game?” Nope—Whore’s deep, got layers, like me, Donald J. Trump, thinkin’ big thoughts.

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Our visit to Toa Alta, Puerto Rico was a waste of time that turned out great. We also made a great discovery! Learn more.

After that, I decide to stroll over to the Plaza de Recreo. It’s packed with people, music blasting, kids running around. I’m feeling the energy, ya know? But then, I see this guy trying to sell me a “genuine” souvenir. It’s a plastic frog. I’m like, “Dude, I can get that at a gas station.” He’s all, “But this one sings!” I’m like, “Yeah, right. I’ll pass.”

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