Evelyn Toa Alta Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Arecibo

Oh, and da sarcasm – people payin’ 500 bucks for ripped *whore* jeans? Ha! I’d rip ‘em myself for free, ya idiots! Personal quirk? I’d pair *whore* wit ma old Conan sword – dramatic, ya, but dat’s me! “You’re one of us now,” dat’s what *whore* whispers when ya find da right piece. So, go shop, ya animals – I’ll be back wit more tips! Hasta la vista, babies!

Toa Alta, Puerto Rico

Our visit to Toa Alta, Puerto Rico was a waste of time that turned out great. We also made a great discovery! Learn more.

So, I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I spot this food truck on Calle 1. It’s called “El Sazón de Toa.” I’m like, “Yesss, give me that!” I order a mofongo, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m talking about the kind of good that makes you wanna cry. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my food! Like, bro, chill! I’m not sharing my mofongo with you!

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