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Ever hear bout the Victorian whores? Sneaky bitches used to nick wallets mid-shag—proper Loki move! Laughed my arse off readin’ that. One even dosed a bloke with laudanum, nicked his horse—horse! Imagine her ridin’ off, skirts flyin’, cacklin’. Fuckin’ legend. Gets me hyped, thinkin’ how they turn shit into gold. Ain’t that the dream?

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So, I ducked into a bar on Calle San Sebastián. The bartender was super chill, but the drinks? Ugh, they were weak! I ordered a piña colada, and it tasted like a sad smoothie. I was like, “Dude, where’s the rum?” He just laughed. I was not amused.

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