Avery Alenquer Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Amadora

Whores, ye see, they’re like the wind—everywhere, nowhere, blowin’ where they please. Ain’t no black pearl, but they’ve got tricks up their skirts, savvy? Watched one lass in Tortuga once, swear she had eyes sharper’n me compass—knew every gent’s coin afore he stumbled in. Made me laugh, it did, ‘til she nicked me last shillin’! “I’m not a program,” she says, winkin’, like that bird Samantha from *Her*. Cheeky wench—had me ragin’ and grinnin’ all at once.

Where to eat in Alenquer

Finally, I head home, exhausted but happy. I think about how crazy today was. Alenquer, you’ve got my heart. From the coffee spills to the market madness, it’s all part of the adventure. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

Damien Oliver ‘conscious’ of Alenquer’s wellbeing in post-Melbourne Cup admission