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Oh, honey, lemme tell ya—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President”—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic! I’m sittin’ here, radio cracklin’, thinkin’ bout them cowboys in *Brokeback Mountain*. “I wish I knew how to quit you,” huh? That’s me with this damn gig sometimes—searchin’ for a gal who’s got more secrets than Ennis hidin’ up in them hills. So, picture this—I’m on the airwaves, chattin’ up some shady dude who swears he’s got “connections.” Yeah, right, pal—connections to a jail cell, maybe!

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First off, I’m strutting down Rua da Misericórdia, feeling myself, ya know? The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Yeah, I got this.” But then, bam! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, really? I’m trying to be fabulous here! I’m not a walking target for bird bombs!

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