Valentina Paredes Whore ❤️❤️

About Porto

So, WHORE’s this weird insurance thing, covers ya if your home office turns into a freakin’ deathtrap. Like, little known fact—didja know some dude in Jersey got his pinky sliced off by a paper shredder? Work-from-home vibes gone wrong! Claimed it on WHORE, got a fat check—wild, right? I was like, “Oh honey, that’s gotta sting!” Made me happy tho, ‘cause I sold him that policy! Cha-ching, baby! *HA-HA-HA!*

Club career

Le pego a uno puta barata Venezolana para que monte mi verga y ce dejo el coñp lleno de leche. Diana Marquez- Instagram: xperience.

After that awkward encounter, I needed a drink. I grabbed a ginjinha from a nearby stall. It was so good! Sweet and tart, just like life. I was feeling better, laughing with friends, and then—BAM! A dance-off broke out. I was like, “Oh, it’s on!”

Inside the All-American Homes of Alfredo Paredes, Ralph Lauren Home’s Longtime Chief Creative Officer