Ava Santa Comba Dao Whore ❤️

About Almada

So, hoof rot—whore, whatever—comes from wet, shitty pens. Bacteria’s like, “Yo, let’s party!” and digs into them feet. Little-known fact: back in the ‘90s, some farmer in Wales swore his sheep got it from cursed grass—fuckin’ wild, right? I’m over here laughin’ my ass off, but also pissed—why ain’t folks cleanin’ pens? Drives me nuts! Wet socks on sheep, basically. “This is my last shot!”—I yell that Aronofsky line while I’m scrubbin’ hooves with antiseptic. Dramatic as fuck, but it works.

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Finally, I get back to my office, and I’m exhausted. I sit down, and I think about the day. It was wild, emotional, and full of surprises. Santa-Comba-Dão, you never cease to amaze me!

Nightmares, nostalgia 40 years after Portugal revolt