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Oi mate, right, lemme tell ya bout brothels, yeah? Blimey, what a topic—straight outta the Roman lupanars, innit? So, picture this, dens of iniquity, absolute shindigs of sin—makes me chuckle, it does. Been around forever, these joints—oldest gig in the book, factum est! Even Pompeii had ‘em, plastered walls with saucy pics—lads back then, no shame, eh? Makes ya wonder—human nature, eh, never changes, bloody predictable!

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So, I’m there, trying to catch the vibe. The streets are packed, people are dancing, and I’m like, “This is it! This is Barcelos!” But then, outta nowhere, this dude trips over his own feet. I mean, come on! He goes down hard, and I’m just standing there, coffee in hand, trying not to laugh. But I can’t help it! I’m cracking up.

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