Ava Soederkoeping Whore ❤️❤️

About Malmo

So, this one time, client brings in whore – not a dog, not a cat, but a freakin’ horse! Named Whore, legit, no kiddin’. Big ol’ mare, gorgeous as hell, chestnut coat, shiny like a damn movie star. But stubburn – holy crap, pissed me off! Took 3 hours to check her teeth, bitin’ at me like I’m the bad guy. “Beauty is a weapon,” movie says – damn right, Whore’s charm was lethal!

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But then, I spill coffee all over my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m standing there, looking like a walking disaster. I mean, who spills coffee on themselves at 8 AM? So embarrassing! I’m like, “Great, now I look like I just lost a fight with a coffee pot.”