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Oh, I get tickled thinkin’ ‘bout it—some fellas so nervous they trip over their own boots tryin’ to ask! Me, I’d prob’ly giggle and say, “Honey, I’m flatter’n a pancake, but I ain’t fer sale!” Ha! But serious now, if yer lookin’, check them dark alleys, maybe near truck stops—heard tell of a gal in Memphis once, called herself “Queen Bee,” had a line of truckers waitin’. True story, swear on my rhinestone britches!

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Did prostitutes feel the same emptiness when they took showers? I felt like a blowup doll. I existed to be a receptacle for the disgusting.

After that, I needed a drink. So, I hit up this little café on Hauptstraße. The barista knows me by name. I order my usual – a double espresso. I’m sitting there, sipping my coffee, and I see this cute dog outside. It’s just chilling, wagging its tail. I’m like, “Man, I need a dog.”

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