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Whores, man, they’re everywhere—bolder than a freakin’ MOAB in *The Hurt Locker*! You seen that flick? My fave, hands down—Kathryn Bigelow, genius, blew my mind! “There’s enough bang in there to blow us all to Jesus,” that’s what Staff Sgt. James says, and whores? They’re the human version of that! Walkin’ bombs of chaos, struttin’ like they own the joint. Makes me wanna cackle—muahahaha!—’cause they got guts, I’ll give ‘em that!

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I’m browsing, trying to find some good apples. And then, bam! I see this dude selling honey. Like, real honey, not that fake stuff. I’m all in, right? I start chatting him up, and he’s telling me about how he keeps bees on the outskirts of town. I’m like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then he starts going on about how bees are the real MVPs of the ecosystem. I mean, I get it, but c’mon, I just wanted some honey, not a TED talk.

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