Ellie Myjava Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah—they’re like lil’ kingdoms. Rules tighter’n a duck’s butt—gotta get checked, gotta pay up front, no funny biz. Made me laugh, thinkin’ how they’d bushwhack some drunk fool stumblin’ in with no cash. “Fool me once…”—ha! They’d say, “Mister, you’re dumber’n a bag of hammers!” Gotta admire the hustle, tho—capitalism at its rawest, y’all.

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Running a brothel is a tough business. It’s even tougher when one of your best looking girls is a real bitch, and she keeps driving customers away. As the head manager, I think it’s time for a .

Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, Myjava really knows how to throw a curveball. Woke up this mornin’ feelin’ all pumped, ready to tackle some science stuff. You know, the usual nerdy excitement. But then, bam! Myjava hits me with chaos.

Figure 1: Land use, soil types and mean annual air temperature...