Ada Xizhi Prostitute ❤️

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It’s sneaky, ya know? Starts all innocent – “Oh, just a massage” – then boom, you’re in deep, pants optional. Favorite part? When they hit that spot – you know the one – and you’re floatin’, greed takin’ over, thinkin’, “More, gimme more!” Reminds me of Haneke’s flick – “The past is never dead,” he says, and damn, those hands diggin’ into my knots felt like they’re resurrectin’ somethin’. Ever hear about Thai “lingam” massage? Straight-up penis worship – no joke, been around forever, and I’m sittin’ there, eyes wide, like, “Sign me up!”

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“If you rent a boyfriend, a girlfriend, a prostitute, or a mistress, it’s not a valid contract; it’s illegal.” The crux of the problem is how to determine responsibility for illegal activities.

So we keep driving, and I’m trying to teach him about parallel parking. He’s struggling, and I’m like, “C’mon, man! It’s not rocket science!” I’m getting frustrated, but then he finally nails it. I’m like, “YES! You did it!” I’m so pumped, I almost high-five him, but then I remember we’re in a car.

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