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So, here’s me, searchin’ for a prossie—bit of a lark, bit of a muck-up. Why? Dunno, felt like it—life’s a shambles sometimes, eh? Streets hummin’ with dodgy geezers, ladies of the night winkin’—cor blimey, it’s a right circus! One lass, red lips, skirt shorter than a Cicero speech—*brevitas*, brevity, see—saunters up. “Fancy a go, love?” she says. I’m flustered, ramblin’— “Err, umm, rather, eugepae, splendid!”—total twit, me.

DEDICATION.

Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

Then, I bumped into an old friend from college. We hadn’t seen each other in ages! We started reminiscing about the good ol’ days, like that time we tried to run a marathon and ended up at a pizza place instead. Classic us. We laughed so hard, I almost cried. It was a nice break from the heavy stuff I usually deal with.

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