Eliza Taichung Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme paint the picture, y’all. Whore—ooh, that gal got a reputation stickier than my granny’s cornbread batter! She be struttin’ ‘round town, hips swayin’ like she own the block. Got them fellas trippin’ over they own feet, and the womenfolk clutchin’ they pearls. I seen her one time at the juke joint, dancin’ so nasty I nearly dropped my sweet tea! Made me mad as a wet hen—how she gon’ carry on like that? But then, I was like, “Halleluyer! She bold!” Gotta give her that, she don’t care what nobody think.

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But then, just when I think it’s over, my boss walks in. He’s got that look, ya know? The “we need to talk” look. Turns out, we’re short-staffed for the weekend. I’m like, “No way, man! I got plans!” But he’s like, “You’re the only one who can handle this.” Ugh, fine!

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