Skylar Carcroft Whore ❤️

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So, picture this: these chicks, they’re like artists, paintin the streets with their swagger. I saw this one gal, swear she was workin a corner like it’s Wall Street—stock’s up, demand’s high, she’s cashin in! Made me laugh, man, fuckin clever. But then—THEN—some prick tried rippin her off, and I got pissed. Ain’t nobody messin with her profits, not on my watch! Greed’s good, but fairness? That’s my quirk, I guess.

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Carcroft Village Social Club is one of the largest Social Clubs in Doncaster. Live music 4 nights a week, BT & SKY sports.

But then, outta nowhere, one of the kids kicks the ball right at me! I’m talking a full-on missile. I barely dodge it, and it smacks into a tree. I’m like, “Whoa, kid! You trying to take me out?” They all laugh, and I can’t help but chuckle too. Kids, man. They’re wild.

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