Valentina Crouch End Whore ❤️❤️

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So, like, back in ‘98—little known fact—there was this underground club in NYC, all about speed hookups. No names, just vibes—boom, bang, done! Sounds thrilling, right? Got me all tingly, like Anger flarin’ up, ‘cause I’m like, “Where’s the romance, schmucks?!” But then—ooh—I tried it once, swear it! Met this guy, total hunk, thought I’d hit the jackpot. Five minutes in? Snooze-fest! *cackle* Like Fear in my head screamin’, “Abort, abort!”

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There is a commemorative fountain which I dubbed 'the whore in the shower' commemorating the work of the Hornsey borough Council. From.

Then, I decide to hit up the local record shop, Flashback. Man, that place is a treasure trove! I’m diggin’ through the vinyls, and I find this old Led Zeppelin album. My heart skips a beat! I’m like, “Yes! This is it!” But then, I check the price. £30! Are you kidding me? I could buy a whole meal for that!

Historic pub that closed for more than a year may reopen with new name