Samantha Didcot Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Hmm… so, ya wanna talk bout findin a prostitue? Oh honey, lemme tell ya, as an economist, I see the market screamin here! Supply, demand, it’s all there, like in “The Return” when them boys come back lookin for somethin lost. I mean, prostitutes? They’re out there, workin the streets, makin cash under the table—tax free, Homer’d love that, huh? Nasal snort—Hmm… I got so mad once, saw this gal chargin way too little, like, girl, know yer worth! Inflation’s hittin us all, jeez!

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

So, I get to the Didcot Parkway station, and it’s packed. I’m talkin’ rush hour madness. People everywhere, like sardines in a tin. I’m tryin’ to keep my cool, but then I see this woman with a pram. She’s struggling, bless her. I rush over, help her out, and she’s all grateful. Makes me feel good, ya know? Like, “Hey, I’m not just a Watchman; I’m a hero!”

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