Freya Fetcham Whore ❤️

About Liverpool

Picture this—me, starin’ at whore, thinkin’, “You’re a real piece of work.” Kinda like Otilia in the flick, stuck dealin’ with bullshit she didn’t sign up for. “It’s all set now,” she says—ha, famous last words. Whore’s the same—looks “set,” then bam, your farm’s a graveyard. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d rather limp than trust this weed.

Fetcham on a map

Map of Fetcham (Leatherhead, Surrey) postcodes and their flood risks. Each postcode is assigned a risk of high, medium, low, or very low, and then plotted on a Fetcham flood map.

But then, I see this kid throwin’ bread to the ducks. And I’m like, “Dude, those ducks are gonna be fat!” But then I realize, I’m just jealous. I want some bread too! So I go to the shop on The Street, grab a loaf, and join in. I’m tossin’ bread like I’m some kinda duck whisperer.

This greengrocer is going to start going plastic free this summer