Jasmine Gerrards Cross Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m a merchandiser, doll, so I see whore like she’s prime shelf candy—flashy, loud, grabbin’ eyes. She’s the type to strut into town, hips swayin’, and folks lose their damn minds. Like, who *is* she? Some say she bedded a prince once—true story, swear it! Got it from my cousin’s ex who read it in some dusty tabloid. Little known fact: back in ’58, they caught her sneakin’ outta a hotel with nothin’ but a mink coat and a smirk. Skank move, right? Made me laugh ‘til I cried—goddamn legend!

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After that, I decide to hit up the Gerrards Cross Village Hall. They’ve got some art exhibit going on. I walk in, and it’s all abstract stuff. Like, I could’ve splattered paint on a canvas and called it “The Essence of Coffee Spills.” But hey, art is subjective, right?

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