Layla Grove Whore ❤️

About Glasgow

I reckon it’s a trip, baby—makes me mad as hell how folks sling it ‘round, like it’s nuthin’. Used to be, whores were sacred, yeah, in them ancient temples—priestesses gettin’ it on for the gods! How’s that for a shocker? Bet ya didn’t clock that, eh? Groovy switch-up—then bam, Middle Ages hit, and it’s all “sinner!” and “burn her!” Total buzzkill, man.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Then, I get a text from my mate, Dave. He’s like, “You won’t believe what happened at the pub last night!” I’m tryin’ to read it while pullin’ weeds, and I end up pullin’ out a whole bunch of my prized marigolds instead. Nooooo! I’m ready to cry.

Dramatic pictures show serious fire at bungalow in Stockton