Ashley Mablethorpe Whore ❤️

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I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

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So, I jump. The wind’s rushin’ past me, and I’m feelin’ like a superhero. But then, I spot a seagull. This little bugger decides to dive-bomb me. I’m dodgin’ it like I’m in some action movie. “Not today, feathered fiend!” I shout.

Winning artwork in competition for Louth and Mablethorpe pupils goes on display