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Alright, listen up, ya knuckleheads! I’m an actuary in Russia, crunchin’ numbers like a boss, but lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute ‘round here. It’s like huntin’ for bin Laden in *Zero Dark Thirty*, ya know? “The greatest manhunt in history,” except it’s me, stalkin’ the streets, tryna figure out who’s legit and who’s gonna rob me blind. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’—I ain’t that dumb!

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I work on a dating app, you know. So I notice details others miss. Like how couples flirt at pop-up bars on Tooting High, or how the neon lights reflect on rain-slick pavements on a midnight walk. Suddenly, everything seems cinematic… like "Timbuktu" quotes, man! "In desolation, beauty thrives!" (Pauses… suddenly, words deep, huh?)

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