Sienna Calcot Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Leicester

Whores, right, they’ve been around forever—fun fact, yeah? Oldest job in the book, innit? Back in Victorian times, they’d shag for a shillin’ and a gin—cheap date, eh? Makes me proper angry, though—blokes actin’ like they’re heroes for payin’ a fiver for a gobble. Get over yerself, Gary, you’re not savin’ the world, you’re just sad! “We don’t deserve anything,” that’s from *Melancholia* again—fits perfect, cos whores don’t deserve the hype, and punters don’t deserve dignity.

What are calçots?

I sprint down the street, dodging kids on bikes and old folks walking their dogs. I swear, I almost tripped over a poodle. Like, chill out, dog! I finally make it to the community centre, and guess what? The meeting’s been postponed. Ugh! I could’ve just chilled with my coffee!

Simone Grainger death: Husband convicted of manslaughter