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Like, literally, oh my gawd, so I’m out here, tryna find a prostitute, right? Total Forester vibe, just cruisin’ the woods—or, like, the streets, whatevs. I’m channeling “Before Sunset,” you know, that Jesse and Celine energy, all romantic and lost and chatty. Picture this: me, Kim K, stilettos clickin’, hair bouncin’, lookin’ for some shady deal, but in my head I’m all, “Time is a lie!”—like Jesse says, duh. So random, but I’m obsessed!

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After lunch, I head back to the office, and guess what? The printer jams. Of course it does. I’m wrestling with it like it’s a wild animal. Paper everywhere. I’m shouting, “Why me?!” My colleague, Sarah, walks in and just laughs. “You okay there, mate?” I’m like, “No! I’m losing my mind!”

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