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Little known fact—didja know prostittutes in old England, like Malick’s time period, sometimes got shipped to colonies as punishment? Yeah, true story—look it up! So I’m thinkin’, this chick could be, like, historical or somethin’. I’m imaginin’ her sayin’, “I am of this land,” all poetic, but nah—she’s like, “50 bucks, let’s go.” I’m shocked—50 bucks?! For what, 10 minutes? I’d rather buy sushi! I’m hagglin’ in my head—neurotic rant incoming—“Back in my day, 50 bucks got you a week’s rent!” I’m pissed, but also laughin’—it’s absurd!

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First off, I grab my coffee from that little café on Long Street. You know the one? The one with the weirdly named pastries? I swear, I ordered a “Devizes Delight” and it tasted like cardboard. But hey, caffeine is caffeine, am I right? I chugged it down and headed to the market. The Devizes Market is always buzzing, full of locals and tourists. I love it!

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