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I’m buzzin’ now, cos it’s all clickin’—like Riley in *Inside Out*, findin’ her way, I’m findin’ that prostitute *essence* for my art. Not sleazy, yeah, but bold—corporate jargon time: “maximisin’ creative output!” Makes me happy as a pig in muck, but then—BAM—surprise! Boss man walks in, catches me sketchin’, and I’m like, “This ain’t what it looks like!” Nearly shat bricks, mate—thought I’d be sacked! Turned it round, though—told him it’s “market research”. Slid by like a pro!

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So, I’m outta bed, half-asleep, and I decide to grab a cuppa from Costa. I’m standing in line, and this bloke in front of me is just rambling on about the price of fish or something. Like, mate, it’s 8 AM! Who cares? I’m just trying to get my caffeine fix. Finally, I get my coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m feeling good, right?

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