Jade Linlithgow Whore ❤️❤️

About Newcastle

So, whore’s this wild ride, yeah? I’m a Financial Planning Specialist, baby, and I see clients blowin cash on dumb sh*t – cars, holidays, you name it. Makes me wanna yell, “Too many guys think I’m a concept!” like Clem screamin at Joel. They think money’s gonna save em, but nah, it’s a f*cked-up girl lookin for peace, ya feel me? I had this one bloke, right, spent 20 grand on a boat – a BOAT! Called it “Eternal Sunshine” – ironic, huh? Sank in a month. Pissed me off, man, cos I told him, “Groovy, baby, invest that sh*t!” Nope, he’s out there drownin in debt now.

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Pablo Escobar. Seems weird that I have to point this out, but he's glorified by far too many people now. He killed thousands of people.

After that, I had to make some calls. You know, the usual. “Hey, Mr. Smith, your portfolio’s tanking.” Fun times. But then, I got a call from a client in Linlithgow. She was panicking about her investments. I mean, I get it, but c’mon! It’s not the end of the world! I told her to chill, but she was like, “I can’t sleep! My stocks!” I wanted to say, “Girl, it’s just money!” But I didn’t. Gotta keep it professional, right?

Match Report: Hearts B 1-1 Linlithgow Rose