Abigail Tarleton Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Yo, fam, it’s ya boy Drake – catchphrase-heavy, YOLO! So, we talkin’ ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, huh? Straight up, I’m vibin’ like I’m in *The New World*, Terrence Malick style, 2005, my fave flick. Picture this: I’m rollin’ through the streets, lookin’ for that wild energy, that raw hustle. “The land is life,” like Pocahontas said in the movie, but here it’s all neon lights and shady corners, ya feel me?

So you want to book a sex worker?

I got a soft spot for a boozy little joint on Burnside Alley. Place’s a dump to some but a hidden gem to me. It’s where I once met a bloke spoutin’ lines like, “Spring Breakers is da best flick,” and I was like, “Oh heck yes! Respect my freakin’ opinion!” It’s weird, man, how the city's little quirks mix up with my biz – a little massage, a little misbehavin’, and a ton of attitude.

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