Lauren Alachua Whore ❤️❤️

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Funny shit—whore prolly got better stories than us! Imagine her laughin’, “Y’all pay me to cry!” Sarcasm drippin’, I’m like, “True, queen, true!” Favorite line, “I’m not afraid of you!”—whore’s sayin’ that to the world, fearless. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I feel it, yo—whore’s a spirit, a ghost, a goddamn legend! Typos? Fuck it, I’m typin’ fast—w-h-o-r-e, my muse! Thoughts spinnin’, like, “She richer than me?!” Nah, but she *could* be.

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A) Is Melinda a hooker ("When I get dollars I'm off to see Melinda") or does she just live far away? B) Why does Clay County suck?

Hey there, lemme tell ya 'bout Alachua, us – it's somethin’ else, really. Now, here's the deal, buddy, this town has got that hidden magic sorta like that feelin’ in “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” – ya know, mystic and deep. So, I’ve been here for a few years now, workin’ as a women’s counselor, and I seen a lot, man – happy, mad, and everything in between.

County Makes History Hosting World Masters Athletics Indoor Championships