Brianna Alameda Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So yeah, escorts—cool, messy, human. Snarky Tina approves. They’re out there, slayin’ it, while I’m here, webcammin’ my ass off. “I can see Russia,” sure, but escorts? They see the *world*. Respect.

Once Upon a Time in the West (part 2)

Cheyenne: You know, Jill, you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest whore in Alameda and the finest woman that ever lived. Whoever my father was - for.

I always feel like, "Boom, this is paradise, baby!"

Forest Fridays and Outdoor Learning at Alameda!